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Saturday, March 6, 2021

 THE SONGWRITERS, THE THEOLOGIAN, THE TOP PRIESTS AND "EL DIABLO"


The primates of the little island of Cyprus are causing a furore again. This time around it's all about the song entry for the Eurovision Song Contest.

Here's my two cents...once they decide that a certain type of song fits the competition which, by itself is only pure entertainment like the Rio carnival, I won't bat an eyelid. It is what it is, entertainment. Scantily clad young ladies, outrageous costumes etc. So, eat your pizzas and have a laugh. It's entertainment, it's NOT art. What I find hard to swallow is the State Radio/TV station commissioning "world class" songwriters (like the press release states) to write the song. World Class songwriters? WTF! Did I miss a meeting with Tom Waits and Nick Cave? Or Bob Dylan? Or Roger Waters? FFS these songwriters are the bottom of the food chain when it comes to songwriting. I can name 10 computer software programs off the top of my head that produce these common chord progressions. And if you should write a lyric in english you should speak the language fluently...

Now, I don't really care about the "meaning" of the song. One says this the other says that. The song has NO meaning. It is silly, stupid, something a twelve year old would write. "Oh, it's a woman who's in a bad situation with a terrible guy and she's trying to break away"...and then what? Eat tacos and tamales with hot sauce. And do a "hair flip-flip" to catch the attention...so please, go easy on the "world class" songwriters mention cause Leonard Cohens bones are spinning in his grave like a whirling dervish.

It's just entertainment. Stripping music down to its bare essentials which is mathematics. Now, once you replace the AI with some IQ and add some soul and heart, then you have art. When it moves the heart and stimulates the brain, then it becomes art.

Then, the talking heads on TV move in. I was watching this theologian who didn't actually bring the song down BUT said that this presents a danger to our traditions. The Greek Orthodox traditions. Which of course the church maintains by submerging infants, BEFORE they can even walk, talk or think into a bathtub  and thus, label them Orthodox Christians. That's how this tradition is maintained. I fail to see the the difference between Orthodoxy and Fundamental Christianity, the Evangelicals, the Methodists although I must admit that some Mormon girls are mysteriously sexy...

In a further comment/attempt to reveal his utter ignorance, the theologian added: "Satanists may use this song for their rituals" (!!!) Yeah, and I woke up this morning and smelled the coffee and it was stale like the middle ages. So I squeezed a lime in my beer and enjoyed it (you should try lime in beer, I highly recommend it!) WTF! You should be so lucky mr Theologian, you should be blissful in your ignorance. Let me tell you, once the satanists discard Deicide, Impaled Nazarene, Carpathian Forest, Watain and the rest for their rituals and use "El Diablo" that will be the end of satanism. You should be so lucky! Satanists will congregate to the sound of "El Diablo", drink Grenadine and behead Barbie dolls...

And, finally, the church top dogs...pardon me, priests, called a meeting (Holy Synod I believe it's called) to denounce the song and ask for it to be withdrawn. They drove from every diocese to congregate for "El Diablo"...well, actually they did not drive themselves. They have chauffeurs. They announced their verdict by which they were asking for the withdrawal of the song and then it was lunchtime and they feasted on pheasant and surf n' turf. Dessert followed afterwards but the toppest priest refrained from having any as he has health problems. Funny thing though...if the church does not wish for the primates to praise the devil why the hell they invent him in the first place? 

Oh well, I guess I'll never know...but do you recall the song that starts with the lyric : "Please allow me to introduce myself..."

I can't help it I'm soooooooo f****n' tempted...




Sunday, January 10, 2021

 THE BEST MUSIC OF 2020


ALBUM OF THE YEAR : JONATHAN HULTEN "Chants from Another Place"


Tribulation guitarist turns to ethereal folky singer/songwriter mode and lays down emotive and compelling meditations about the cycle of life.

A modern day Nick Drake, the beauty overflows...





                                                    

CRIPPLED BLACK PHOENIX : "Ellengaest"

Mesmerising post rock and melancholic gloom, this may be their best album so far, focused, with dynamic sensibilities that thrill and guest vocalists that elevate the compositions and musicianship. CBP used to "lose" themselves in the course of a song, in the past (sometimes). Not anymore...







IGORRR : "Spirituality and Distortion"

Gautier Serre is a mad genius! Preposterously experimental but concise this is the most "out there" metal album of the year.









NICK CAVE : "Idiot Prayer"

Cave and a piano alone in a large music hall, his songs reverberate more harrowing and quintessentially human. Quintessential and human together may be an oxymoron...
This is an artist's artist...







DRIVE BY TRUCKERS : "The Unravelling"

Patterson Hood sounds angry on this most political of records. A gem of a southern rock album and timely too...









ENVY : 'The Fallen Crimson"

A reinvigorated Envy (2.0) are back to their intense best led by the brilliant vocalist Tetsu. Here's to another 25 years...









THE OCEAN : "Phanerozoic II : Mesozoic/Cenozoic"

Experimental post-metal, imaginative, challenging, ambitious. Stupendous musicianship and smart concepts. This band has been together for 20 years and is still evolving its earth shattering music.








BOB DYLAN : "Rough and Rowdy Ways"

Dylan dropped this bleak and majestic masterpiece in a time of plague and quarantine-the perfect soundtrack. Tangible lyrics that dig deep into the american psyche, he remains the world's most treasured and relevant artist. Nobel prize for Literature? It should've been the Peace prize.            
"I've already outlived my life by far" he sings in "Mother of Muses". No you haven't, Bob. For us, you haven't...





GARCIA PEOPLES : "Nightcap at Wits' End"

Psychedelic cosmic jam band with a dual guitar threat. Since becoming a six-piece they've expanded their musical palette but still retain a charming mystique about them...








SNOWY WHITE and the WHITE FLAMES : "Something On Me"

For many years the "extra" guitar for Pink Floyd and solo Gilmour and Waters, this is his most consistent outing. His stop-start solo licks are as graceful as ever. His most focused songwriting. Elegant blues...








UNLEASH THE ARCHERS : "Abyss"

The progress of this Canadian band has been steadily meteoric from album to album. Unparalleled confidence, better songwriting, unafraid to move outside their comfort zone. Anthemic headbanging songs.








BLACKBIRD & CROW : "Ailm"

Atmospheric arrangements and goth vocals grace this unsettling dark folk 2nd album of theirs.









PYOGENESIS : "A Silent Soul Screams Loud"

The final album of their steampunk trilogy. Pyogenesis has been such fun to follow, jumping from genre to genre, integrity intact. Unafraid to experiment (unlike most in metal...)








LOW CUT CONNIE : "Private Lives"

Adam Weiner could easily rub shoulders with 70s/80s era Springsteen/Petty/Seger. Cool songwriter and breathtaking frontman.









FISH : "Weltschmerz"

His final album is something to behold. As a lyricist, he has never been replaced in Marillion. Heartfelt and eloquent, his last goodbye will resonate forever...








SPECTRAL LORE & MARE COGNITUM : "Wanderers: Astrology of              
                                                                                                    the Nine"

Almost 2 hours of atmospheric black excursions from the Greek Spectral Lore and the American Mare Cognitum. A split album that sees the two acts collaborating on the two final songs. Smart concept and good production values, this is a trip...






DREAM SYNDICATE : "The Universe Inside"

4 albums in since Steve Wynn reunited the Syndicate and this album kicks off with the 20 minute bold and exploratory jam "The Revelator"
and for this song alone, it's worth the price. Wonderful "head" music...








YAWNING MAN : "Live at Giant Rock"

The originators of the desert rock scene offer a stoner/desert/heavy psych record which is cinematic, trippy, dreamy and, of course, full of heavy jamscapes.








SPECIAL MENTION

Our local boys are World Class. It is still not easy to maintain a band or record an album, on the island.
As veterans go they have learned the ropes that make it possible for them to achieve. But achieve they do despite the odds, making wonderful albums that stand shoulder to shoulder with the mega production behemoths of the world. Yes, our local boys are World Class, so...WINTER'S VERGE and ARRAYAN PATH, take a bow...


















Wednesday, December 25, 2019

THE BEST MUSIC OF 2019

ALBUM OF THE YEAR

NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS - "Ghosteen"

More like Nick Cave and Warren Ellis, never has an album
about loss sounded more elegiac and majestic and haunting. It is the third part of a trilogy in which Cave mourns the loss of his child
and it feels like his soul is searching high and low to find a shady
corner where it can find some peace and solace. But it will never happen and I'm sure he knows it. You just cannot quantify loss...





SWEVEN - "Red Giant To White Dwarf"

A fresh progressive rock band from France with psych and stoner
influences, very methodical in the build up of the songs. Once it gets under your skin, it remains there. They recorded and uploaded on bandcamp. No promotion, thus, criminally deprive the music community of a near masterpiece. How many bands can keep you fully engaged for the duration of a 27 minute song? "Lift High The
Veil of Maya" does. Outstanding!




LA DISPUTE - "Panorama"

Jordan Dreyer pens lyrics true to his life experiences. And with a vocal to back them up, creates a cocktail of poetic emotion. Can't
really box them in the post-hardcore category as there are so many
other influences floating about in their music. Bottom line, honest
lyrics and heartfelt performance will strum your heartstrings...






WOLF PRAYER - "Echoes of the Second Sun"

Debut album from German desert/stoner rock band. At times atmospherically chilled at times fuzzily heavy it keeps chugging along setting a blueprint for things to come. Impressive...








BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - "On Broadway"

If Springsteen never existed, US culture would be poorer by
at least 10%. What he pulled off with his stint(s) on Broadway
is nothing short of amazing...








THE NEIL MORSE BAND - "The Great Adventure"

If your best album is the double/concept"The Similitude of a Dream" you gotta have huge brass balls the size of melons to
produce a 2LP/concept sequel. Neil Morse is a genius on par
with Arjen Lucassen. And quite prolific. Absorbing...







WHISKEY MYERS - 'Whiskey Myers"

With the Eagles, Lynyrds, Allmans all but done this exciting southern rock band is moving in to fill the void...this is their fourth album.








REIGNWOLF - 'Hear Me Out"

Even before Jordan Cook released this, his debut LP, he was drawing in the crowds with his exciting stage presence. The
7"ers he released prior to this cost an arm and a leg to buy.
REIGNWOLF is an exhilarating experience...







THANK YOU SCIENTIST - "Terraformer"

Unusual for a prog band to feature sax, violin and trumpet but
it sets then apart from others. Could be the proggiest of them all...









WILY BO WALKER & ED BRAYSHAW - "The Roads We Ride"

Second part of a concept trilogy, this endearing blues rock saga is
heartfelt and sincere. Fabulous vocals and musicianship...
"the roads we ride where our dreams collide
 are all we can ever call our own..."







MONO - "Nowhere Now Here"

I have a soft spot for these pioneering post rock pioneers from Japan, probably the best instrumental rock band in the world. Their music stands triumphant in soundscapes that bleed the euphoric and the tragic...








TOOL - "Fear Inoculum"

Never any doubt...










WHEEL - "Moving Backwards"

Well...if you like Tool...










LOCAL SCENE

MARLIA PROJECT - "Palisanδros"

Marlia's mesmerising spiritual music will soothe your soul.
She attempts for the first time to sing a couple of songs in
her native Cypriot tongue with staggering results. As she is
experimenting with her vocals, Marlia has found the difficult
task of harnessing the dynamics of her voice to be a mere simple exercise! Amazing vocal control and a passion for spirituality, she is so unique. The dearest hidden gem...




CELESTIAL IRIS - "Solaria"

A fist attempt from Christos Themistocleous, this EP is a welcome
breath of fresh air. Armed with a cajon and an acoustic guitar (layers upon layers) he's made an old skool new age record that is
bleeding rock n' roll. Kudos...

Saturday, January 5, 2019

BEST MUSIC OF 2018

                                                      ALBUM OF THE YEAR - RIVERSIDE 'Wasteland"

Most bands will create a pompous intro to their albums because they don't have Mariusz Duda's balls who kicks off this masterpiece
a capella, signifying the emptiness of loss. The loss of bandmate, guitarist Piotr Grudzinski. Riverside redefine their sound as Duda picks up rhythm guitar duties and experiments singing in a lower register descending deeper into melancholia.
Somehow, this album reinstates my belief that the purpose of life is to improve one's self, chisel away on his personality, better him/herself until he/she becomes someone he/she likes and maybe, create a better world in his vicinity. Maybe Duda believes (consciously or subconsciously) the same. NEVER have a heard in 
 this generation of rockers a voice so eloquent, gentle and wistful.
                                                      "I am wading through the desert To the promised land You burnt to 
                                                       to the ground"  Duda is THE dude...
                                                    
                                                       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=001IMO53JwY


 EMMA RUTH RUNDLE - "On Dark Horses"

The 4th solo outing for MARRIAGES singer and RED SPARROWES member is a dark, heavy and emotive affair. Here is an artist with a good understanding of dynamics in music. In todays indie rock scene female artists tend to copy Bjork or attempt tepid electro-pop. The real alternative is Emma Ruth Rundle along with Chelsea Wolfe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JKAoIYGhX8                                             




KHEMMIS - "Desolation"

How many times have you listened to a doom album and felt that it "dragged" on? Khemmis have introduced more heavy metal riffing and contemporary ideas to their music and made an album that will
appease stoner, doom and metal fans alike. I will be surprised if this work doesn't catapult them to the creme-de-la-creme division of the genre...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZd2liHm8P8



BIG BLOOD - "Operate Spaceship Earth Properly"

Discovered this husband/wife indie band only recently. Still trying to get my hands on the 20 or so albums they released over the last 12 years. This one offers heavier psychedelia than previous ones but you really cannot pigeonhole them. Strange and captivating...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plx4uYTrJYk






ORPHANED LAND - Unsung Prophets and Dead Messiahs"

Based on Plato's "Allegory of the Cave" the Israeli band has probably produced the best "oriental" prog metal album ever! This is a tour-de-force with JUST the right amount of symphonic pomp and bombast. Unparalleled production values and kudos to Jens Bogren who mixed this monumental recording...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIrVRgSLM58





ANNA VON HAUSSWOLFF - "Dead magic"

Cosmic dirges from Swedish goth composer. Elegiac and enigmatic excursions into the subject of mortality. It will leave you breathless...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nre0hcDz5TI







MARCUS KING BAND - "Carolina Confessions"

Marcus King, singer, songwriter, guitarist is only 22. Everything is coming together on his 4th album, a southern gothic rock future classic...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIAy13xzjA







EARTHLESS - "Black Heaven"

A change of label and...what is this...songs lasting less than the 15-20 minute cosmic jams? But wait...in the hands of 3 of the finest musicians in today's rock music (Isaiah Mitchell/guitar, Mario Rubalcaba/drums and Mike Eginton/bass) the results are as exciting as ever. Stoner album of the year from a band that isn't stoner...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QvV3J5buvk





KAMASI WASHINGTON - "Heaven and Earth"

Clocking in at a little less that 2hrs 30mins, it does have some forgettable passages but when the saxophonist hits high gear, he is exhilarating! Using a large canvas, Kamasi draws from many musical territories. Rightly, the most recognisable name in jazz today...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdyabrdFMC8





SARAH SHOOK AND THE DISARMERS - "Years"

There's a disarming honesty about her songs and delivery. With a cooking band supporting her, this alt country artist is the closest thing to the old generation of "outlaw" country artists...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paaU1Qewcss







HOSTBLOD - "Morkrets Intag"

Thanks to John Mayo for the shout...this is heartfelt, atmospheric,
proggy, post black metal. Underground album of the year...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7BxM0kicfM








ANTHONY GOMES - "Peace, Love & Loud Guitars"

Purists may forgive Gomes for taking a rock direction throughout his 8th release because this the feel-good blues rock album of the year. No fillers, great guitars and vocals and wonderful production...
Unfortunately, no vinyl yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ52Rm3osfk






REISSUE OF THE YEAR - SONGS:OHIA "Love & Work : The                                                                                
                                                                         Lioness Sessions"

There was the Strummer box set, the multi-coloured reissues of the early King Gizzard LPs but this transitional album from Jason Molina, his "romantic" record originally released in 2000 tops the lot. Lovely packaged with insight from his wife Darcie and others who knew or worked with him. Expanded to include 11 previously unreleased tracks, it cements his status as one of the most important artists of the last 30 years. Check out also Erin Osmons Riding With The Ghost biography which is very well researched and sheds light on the dark passages of this most unique artist/tortured soul.    

                                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxAaf16xXRk


SONG OF THE YEAR - BRIAN FALLON "If Your Prayers Don't
                                                                        Get To Heaven"

Infectious, catchy, danceable. Heir apparent to Bruce Springsteen?

"And when I was a child, a dream came to me
 Well, every soul hanging low found its piece of dignity
 'Til that dream gets to heaven you can ride this train on me
 And we're gonna run so fast they'll never fin us again"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVTSAUZYRz8



EVENT OF THE YEAR - Springsteen on Broadway

A testament to the enduring qualities of the Boss. Just watch the Netflix special. Vinyl box set scheduled for February 19.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D1smUCqEEw