THE "YOU'RE SO VAIN "LEADERS", YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS BLOG IS ABOUT YOU" BLOG

More than 160 "leaders" and their countries are to sign a historic climate change deal that will SAVE THE PLANET!!!!

Well, well, well...
These half-assed dimwits whose bleeding hearts are dripping GMO blood will save the planet!

No, they don't! The planet doesn't need to be saved. The human race needs to be saved. The planet will be here long after humans have gone. Nature will swallow us and spit out the bits it does not and
cannot use. Then, it will regenerate itself as it has done for millennia, with or without US.

Save the planet, my ass. Herculean humans, show-me-where-to-stand-and-I-shall-move-the-earth-humans.
This planet ain't doomed, humans are...
And then,  maybe another spaceship will crash on this planet and a couple of horny male aliens will survive.
Well, you know they are not going after the giraffe...(climb up and kiss, climb down and f**k, climb up and kiss, climb down and f**k). It's just not practical. They'll go after the monkey...and that is how SOME (not all) monkeys will evolve into humans and f**k it all up again...
History works in cycles, right?

We do not belong here
This planet was a terrarium
Seven billion bastards
Screaming for their Daddy

Darwin tried explaining it
Darwin did the best he could
Evolution, pretty theory
But how could Darwin know

That aliens came and f****d the monkey

                                                                     "No Missing Link"      (DAN BERN)